This is the bit of the website where I'm meant to tell you a bit about me. I'll do my best. 

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I'm a middle aged, morbidly obese, straight white male. I was born in Scotland, raised in Essex, and live in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire. 

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I hope one day to be as well known as Dewsbury's most famous person, 2008 Mum of the year Karen Matthews.

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I started comedy late in 2018 and haven't looked back since, largely due to a condition known as "Fat Neck Syndrome". 

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I perform all across the north of England, and sometimes farther afield (even in Prague by their wonderful sex museum - I've not been invited back).

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My style of comedy is very much based on over-sharing and talking about the subjects most people are too embarrassed to discuss in their daily lives. Anyway, hope to see you at a show one day. Take care.